About Me

Hey, I’m Ken

I’m creative

I’m related to myself

I’m a writer

I’m colorblind

I’m a film buff

I’m a Beatles fanatic

I’m a Pittsburgher

I’m a scuba diver

I’m a dog person

I’m a creative

I’m related to myself

I’m a writer

I’m I’m colorblind

I’m a film buff

I’m a Beatles fanatic

I’m a Pittsburgher

I’m a scuba diver

I’m a dog person

I’m a weird kid from Pittsburgh.

I thought peanut butter was green until I was 20.

I taught a dog water rescue.

I was part of a series of successful petitions to free my high school history teacher from a Russian prison.

Once I took an 830 am train to Philly for a cheesesteak. And took the next train back to NY.

Mac Miller used to ask for my notes in Spanish class.

I broke my leg walking down the street. Now I’m part metal.

I made Kate McKinnon laugh and got flicked off by Jamie Lee Curtis.

My resume’s here as a pdf if you’re curious.

If that’s too boring, I animated some of it below.

To the left, you can see my proudest achievement – a trophy for 9th place. I came in other places in other things too, so you can check that out if you want.