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I’m a weird kid from Pittsburgh.

I have more sneakers than most people have shoes, I taught a dog water rescue, and I thought peanut butter was green until I was 20.

Once I took a train to Philly for a cheesesteak. At 8:30 in the morning. And then I went to work. On a Saturday.

Mac Miller used to ask for my notes in Spanish class.

I made Kate McKinnon laugh and I got flicked off by Jamie Lee Curtis.

My little sister is majoring in Neuroscience and Behavior with a concentration in cellular and molecular neuroscience. She goes to an Ivy League school. I majored in Advertising from a school that has a terrifying orange mascot.

I’m sure our parents are equally proud of both of us.